What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical