What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.