What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.