What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.