What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test