How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.