How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.