Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
Hella
Carl gets shot in the face.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
A Brazilian
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Only the good die, Jung.