What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !