What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop