What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop