Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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What's the shortest book in the world?

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What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!