Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

Why do Caitlyn Jenner's kids see right through her?

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.