How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"