What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.