What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.