How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs