I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
On Tinder.
Looking sharp.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
Because I told him a good joke.
Because it was A Minor.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
A crowbar.
It tears your apart.
An antique.