How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.