Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.