What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*