How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist