How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.