What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?