What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.