Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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A: On a blind date!

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!