What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion