What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ?

Carlene against that wall

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Plaster Jokes More Plaster Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.