How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue