What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.