How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash