How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.