How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.