Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold