How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.