How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.