One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
That's not funny.
Sum sing wong
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Old.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
