She gives birth to a son.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
The lightbulb works fine...
Because they were written by women.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
By sea-section!
Because he's a little prick!
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
What son *Dad cries with joy
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Two wee chaps
