Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise