Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!