How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.