How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...