Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.