Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

Cat Food Jokes More Cat Food Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden