What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!