How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.