Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.