Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed