How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom