Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!