What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

College Jokes More College Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.