What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.