Millennial Jokes

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam.

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Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.