What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.