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Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
Heave Starvey
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )