Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
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A "moderator", apparently.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Make it sew!
None! Cats can't sew!
A mormoff!
God is the answer.
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Possession within tent
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Because it had no porpoise in life.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
He was chicken !
pEGGy
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Bye, son."