Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )