Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

deleted

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

What name is given to the most chickens ?

pEGGy

Censor Jokes More Censor Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."