How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.