How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !