How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.