What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.