What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.