What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.