What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

V Jokes More V Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose